Hello, Internet

Me: Honey, I've decided to write a blog about things.

Oliver: Um, OK ... what things?

Me: Clothes, necklaces, other things I want to buy.

Oliver: Like a shopping list.

Me: Yes, but I won't actually buy anything on the list.

Oliver: So ... like a completely pointless shopping list.

Me: Yes! That I post on the web. What should I call it?

Oliver: It's about fashion, right? So it should reflect your style. Hmm ... The Sexy Librarian.

Me: NO.

Oliver: The Busty Professor. The Buxom --

Me: Oliver! It's not a porn site!

Oliver: Well, you teach mythology; what about something classical? Hippolyta's Girdle.

Me: Ooh, that's kind of cool. But everyone's still going to think it's a porn site.

Oliver: Everyone's going to think it's about foundation garments. Or ... hippos.